Ernie: Bert? Hey, Bert? Bert?



Bert: Ernie, what is it? I'm trying to sleep.



Ernie: Hey, Bert, did you ever think about all the things you like?



Bert: Well sure, Ernie, but not now, huh?



Ernie: Yeah but, just tell me something you like, Bert.



Bert: Ernie, I'm trying to sleep.



Ernie: Oh come on, Bert, just one. Just name one thing that you like okay? Name just one.



Bert: Alright, Ernie, I'll try.



SUNG:



I like paper clips



Ernie: Paper clips?



Bert: Paper clips!

I like bottle caps



Ernie: Bottle caps



Bert: Bottle caps!

I love pigeons, yeah



Ernie: Pigeons?



Bert: Love pigeons, oh, yes I do



Ernie: Well, Bert, you know

I don't really like any of those things

But I like you



Bert: Aw, Ernie



Ernie: I like playing jokes



Bert: Playing jokes.



Ernie: Playing jokes!

Love my rubber duck



Bert: Rubber duck.



Ernie: Rubber duckie!



Ernie: I like bubble gum



Bert: Bubble gum.



Ernie: Bubble gum! Yes I do



Bert: Well now, Ernie

I'm not crazy 'bout any of those things

But I like you



Ernie: I like to lie awake

In bed at night and talk to you



Bert: Yeah, I know

I like to say goodnight and go to sleep



Ernie: I like to go and see the big hippopotamus in the zoo



Bert: Hey, Ernie, you know what?



Ernie: What, Bert?



Bert: I like that, too!



Ernie: I like jelly beans



Bert: Jelly beans?



Ernie: Jelly beans!



Bert: I like lentil soup



Ernie: Lentil soup?



Bert: Yeah!

I like a marching band



Ernie: I like a music box



Both: Yes I do



Ernie: But though I don't always like everything



Bert: That I like



Both: Still I like you



Bert: Though I'm not too crazy about your rubber duckie



Ernie: Though I don't love pigeons



Both: Still we're awfully lucky

'Cause I like you