Buzzbomb buzzbomb macho-mobile

The road's my slave, that's how I feel

I cruise alone, I cruise real far

Shoo young punk! I love my car



Cross Nevada at a 110

Highway 50 and there's nobody there

Sign says, 'Next sign 30 miles!':



My pension comes-

Each penny saved buys more escape from home

I'd rather carouse around all day

Than move into a home



Plow through rest area San-o-Lets

Splat goes the lonely salesman

Still wanking in the men's room:



Buzzbomb buzzbomb tape up loud

Lawrence Welk cranked up to 10

Faster faster in my car



Buzzbomb is my pride and joy

King of the trailer court

Waiting for a nice young man

Who'll love me for my car



Who tells me why I'm cool

Tells me just what I like

When I pretend he's here



Shred through Palm Springs across the golf course

Cops 'round here scratching their heads

Flashing sirens, State patrol:uh oh



They're scuffing up the side of my car

They're shooting out my tires

This ain't no way to go to heaven

Buzzbomb cornered at the 7-11