Canned laughter for applause

You've opened doors

In and out of their wives

In and out of your smalls

It's not a BAFTA you're after

You want a million dollar lay

By all means necessary

You will get your way



It all seems so easy

But so are you

That's what I've heard them say



All the make up that you wear

Can't hide the flaws

Your work in charity for your own cause

You won't be dating a teacher

You'd rather shag a manic street preacher

By all means necessary

You will get your way



It all seems so easy

But so are you

That's what I've heard them say



Sex with a stranger

You've been laid in a manger

And you think he's your saviour

Will he leave his pager?

You could be his daughter

Look what he's bought ya

But the money won't change ya

Of that there's no danger



Now your life's gettin' darker

It's you that they're after

Fifteen minutes a martyr

Blame it on your father

That dress nearly fits ya

Girl what's possessed you

Can we please take your picture

You know they'll forget ya

Ooh yeah



It all seems so easy

But so are you

That's what I've heard them say



By all means necessary

You will get your way

By all means necessary

You will get your way

By all means necessary

You will get your way



You don't get your way

By giving it away



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