Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

Get a wallet full 'o credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on



Wo, used to live in Jamaica But I don't live dere no more

Had to change me lifestyle

Do t'ings I never done before

So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman

Living in dis American town

Gonna sell me Bob Marley records

Gonna get me some Jackson Browne



I gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

and get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh

I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on



Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks

T'row away all me ganja

I'll have a tupperware party

Maybe join me a health spa

I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits

And a microwave oven, too

Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque



Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh

I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn

I get a funny little T-shirt wit' de alligator on



Ain't gonna work in de field no more

Gonna be Amway distributor

Ain't gonna work in de field no more (no, no)

Gonna be Amway distributor



(Ja) Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard

I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard



Oh, I gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh

I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on



What'd you say?-acapo