DJ:Hey, hey, hey, this is D.D. Deda, hello your caller ten.



Tajuana Screams.



Tajuana: I won, I won, I won!



Yells in background.



Tajuana:Y'all shut the hell up!

DJ:Hey, what's your name?

Tajuana:Tajuana from Brentwood! What I won?

DJ:Well, you just won that sixty-nine splat pack.

Tajuana:For real?

DJ:Oh yeah, this includes first class round trip train fare

and two tickets to Ding-A-Ling Land.

Tajuana:For real?

DJ:Where they have all kind of rides and fun, fun, fun.

Such as the Totem Pole, the Back-Breaker, and the Long Stroker

Roller Coaster!

Tajuana:Hey!

DJ:And guess what?

Tajuana:What?

DJ:They got three dollars off coupons at Thicken Wangs, Chicken

Wangs

and Thangs. Thang it aint, mayn.

Tajuana:Them thangs sho' be good!

DJ:You and your guests will be staying at the Peek-A-Boo Motel

on the corner of 69th and West Ding-A-Long Boulevard.

So, baby, don't miss that train!

Tajuana:What the hell? Hey, wrinkle it baby