Pigs: Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun,

Dancing singing in the sun.

Yoo hoo Piggy come and dance,

Tell us of your gay romance.



Piggy: All day long I sit around

Dreaming of the love I found,

Because I really love my frog,

And when I love I go whole hog.



Pigs: Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun,

Dancing singing in the sun.

Yoo hoo Piggy come and dance,

Tell us of your gay romance.



Piggy: Kermie is the reason why

I have this twinkle in my eye.

Kermie Kermie shy and cute,

How I love that handsome brute.



Pigs: Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun,

Dancing singing in the sun.

Yoo hoo Kermit come and dance,

Tell us of your gay romance.



Kermit: Frog has come to have his say,

The pig will never get her way.

Bib and napkin, knife and fork

Is the only way that I'll touch pork.



Piggy: What?! Hiiiiyaah!