Capricorn One - what have you done?

You should have landed on the sun.

Capricorn One.

You see, the real astronauts -

the government tried to kill 'em.

I read the book adaptation of the film.

It was a great big hoax. An interstellar lie.

And it was filmed on soundstage five.

I don't know what could have been stupider.

Now there's a trail of comets hitting Jupiter