Come see the gentle man with the jackass on his back

Parade him through the streets and then send him back

He's the man of the estate, He's the man of land and title

He's the man to make you chomp the bit,

Make you wear the bridle



I knew you liked your make-up like one

but I never knew you had a thing for downs

You got to know him in the carnival sense

So don't say I'm the one putting you down

Bragging in the drinking hole to every listening ear

About 52 positions and a leather belt Goodyear

He's the conquistador laying claim to all the lowlands

Relate to all the primitives by laughing about the mountains

You traded in your real man for trailer life and funnel cake

Don't say the doctor never warned you about the side effects of what you take

What kind of guy would turn a woman to child in distress

Darlin' climb into his arms but don't expect a rest