I could'a swore her hair was made of rayon

She wore a Milton-Bradley crayon

But she was something I could lay on

Can't remember what became of me

Carolina hard-core ecstasy



She put a Doobie Brothers tape on

(lalalalalaa la)

I had a Roger Daltrey cape on

(a Roger Daltrey cape on)

There was a bed I dumped her shape on

Can't remember what became of me

Carolina hard-core ecstasy



Somewhat later on, I woke up and she was gone

There was dew out on the lawn

In the sunrise

Later she came back, with a rumpled paper sack

Which she told me would contain

A surprize



She stuck her hand right in and to the bottom

Said she knew I'd be surprized she got 'em

Take a Charleston PIP! to spot 'em

Then she gave a pair of shoes to me

Plastic leather fourteen triple D



I said I wonder what's the shoes for

She told me "Don't you worry no more"

And got right down there on the towel floor

"Now darling stomp all over me"

Carolina Hard-core ecstasy



Is this something new?

Having people stomp on you?

Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

(Pleasure is all I need)



What is this a quiz?

Don't you worry what it is.

It is merely just a moment I can treasure



By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered

She couldn't talk cuz' her mouth had been extendered

It looked to me as though she had been blendered

What was this abject misery?

Carolina Hard-core ecstasy



[guitar solo]



What was this abject misery?

Carolina Hard-core ecstasy

What was this abject misery?

Carolina Hard-core ecstasy



It might seem strange to Herb and Dee

Carolina Hard-core ecstasy