CATS ON THE ROOFTOPS



cho: Cats on the rooftops, cats on the tiles

Cats with syphilis, cats with piles

Cats with their assholes wreathed in smiles

Revel in the joys of fornication.



The crocodile is a funny animile

He only comes once in a very great while

But when he comes he floods the Nile

As he revels in the joys of fornication.



The camel has a lot of fun

His night's complete when he is done

For he always has two humps for one

As he revels in the joys of fornication.



The baboon's rear is an eerie sight

His asshole gleams like a neon light

And when he comes, he lights the night

As he revels in the joys of fornication.



The monkey, good as monkeys go,

Erect can go an inch or so

And when he comes, it's time to go

As he revels in the joys of fornication.



(or, for some non-animal, and somewhat kinkier verses:)



When you wake up in the morning with an interesting stand

And you're conscious of some pressure from your seminary gland

And you haven't got a woman, you must take it in your hand

And revel in the joys etc.



When you wake up in the morning with your belly full of joy

And your woman isn't handy, for she's off at her employ

You must place it in the rectum of your youngest, plumpest boy

And revel etc.



Note: Final two verses from John Roberts and Mike Sahl,

respectively, others from the streets of Brooklyn, ca 1945.



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