Hear about the president?

He used to smoke pot

He never broke the law

Cause he never got caught



It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime

Guilty of being caught red handed

The roll of the dice says your gonna do time

Guilty of being caught red handed



Junkie drug dealer does 50 years time

Wile the millionaire murderer just pays a fine



It's a sign of the times

It's the ultimate crime

Guilty of being caught red handed

The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time

Guilty of being caught red handed



I'll pretend not to see

What you pretend you don't do

I'm innocent like you



So many stupid laws

Gonna have to break a few

Speed or run a red light I might too

When the man pulls you over like it or not

You're just one of the many

Only you got caught



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I'll pretend not to see

What you pretend you don't do

I'm innocent



Chorus