pappa bear has somethin' to say

women are bitches

you can't live with 'em

but you certainly can live without 'em

all you need are a couple of dirty mags,

some excellent DVD porn,

and the hand of your choice



now i know every once in a while guys want pussy

and thatz cool

but you have to ask yourself

"is it really worth it?"

the answer is always NO

i don't care how horny you are

i don't care how tite the bitches pussy is or how great it feels

girls bitch too much



they always bitch and moan

if women were more like men in the not bitchin department

the world would be a better place

guys could get laid and not have to "cuddle"

for an hour afterward

damnit, i got shit to do

so basically what i am saying is



bitches brainwash you with their pussy

i was brainwashed when i wrote "cherish"

but know i have been cured and i wish

that i never made that damn song

i am sorry for the poor fools who have

girlfriends that like my song



and if you're stupid enough to sing along

the lyrics to your lady then...

you need to have your balls re-attached

just like i did

fuck "cherishing the love"

suck my fucking ass

peace