(Woof, woof, woof, woooo)

Got my photograph taken with Elvis

Circled round the earth in a rocket ship

Found the world cup in a garden

And I must've saved a million drowning babies

You can imagine what a come down

Drug-busts and house fires

I didn't orbit the earth to be bossed around

By someone wearing flares!

Ain't nothin', ain't nothin', ain't nothin' but a hound dog

Ain't nothin', ain't nothin', ain't nothin' but a hound dog

Ain't nothin', ain't nothin', ain't nothin'