Written by John Mellencamp



Well I was out on the town

I was out cruising around

Looking for a suitable bitch

to throw down on the ground



I was out looking for a cheap shot

Well you ain't got nothing but cheap shots a lot

oh ho yea, give me another cheap shot

oh ho yea, give me another cheap shot



Well I picked her up

I took her to a movie cafe', yea

And I took her to the XXX theater place, woo

It was a cheap shot at best

When I ran my hands across her dress

oh ho yea, give me another cheap shot

oh ho yea, give me another cheap shot



Let me tell ya all about it

Cheap shots are fun

Cheap shots are for everyone

Playboy after your done

You know you've had a cheap shot

So why don't you shoot shoot shoot me



Well its was getting late

Decided to take myself back home

And I borrowed a dime and

I called her on the pay telephone

I was whispering real heavy into the phone

When her old man picked it up

said "Leave my Kids alone"

oh ho yea, give me another cheap shot, yea

oh ho yea, give me another cheap shot



Now don't you know little boy

You got the world a jerk-off man

And don't you be no candy ass

And a use your right hand



Get out on the corner

Take another cheap shot

Never eat there with .....

oh ho yea, give me another cheap shot, yea

oh ho yea, give me another cheap shot, yea

oh ho yea, give me another cheap shot

oh ho yea, give me another cheap shot

Shoot me