Chorus:

Don't call me Rich

don't call me George

just call me cheez

that's who [alt: what] I am

(x3)

not Rich, not George

I'm Cheez



Civilized until the keg runs dry

and he's tried

to drink from 9 to 5

and then from 5 to 9

always drunk and going crazy

[always] drunk, going [alt: and] crazy

you better believe it



(Chorus)



Chesterfield, where the keg's never dry

it's always filled

have another beer with fear

have another beer or two

then he'll show you his cheese tattoo

always drunk, going crazy

you better believe it



(Chorus)



[alt: Don't call me Rich

don't call me George

just call me cheez

that's what I am

(x3)

not Rich Allen George

I'm Cheez]