Don't touch me! Get away from me!



Homeboy you better stop it keep up you're gonna get it



Your mouth is gettin' sassy don't make me have to hit it



Cuz when I heard about you my teeth just gritted



You told me that you didn't but I knew you were with it







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Bet you got a chick on the side



Sure you got a chick



I know you got a chick on the side



(Love bandit, love bandit)



(Repeat)







Don't worry, boy, cuz I won't complain, no need to explain



I seen everything through the window pane



You and your other lover, that's really insane



And another thing: Please take off my gold ring



I got another finger I can put it on



You blew the deal so now I'm all gone



I was prepared for just in case you messed around



On the side you could be replaced



But you could have found a better way of lettin' me down



Instead of running around with every girl in town



I heard you on the phone the other day



Don't you say it's an old friend all the way from L.A.



I finally caught onto your little game



Your lying and denying is a cryin' shame



You took me for granted, this is the end, dammit



You're playing the field like you're some (love bandit)







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Oooo my, oooo my so-called fiancee listen to what I say



Whatever game you play I play the same way



So if you wanna go mess around and cheat



And you wanna romance between another girl's sheets



Go ahead sweetheart, I expected that



Cuz you're nothing but a cheap, little, stuck-up brat



Wherever you're at you want this and that



You dirty rat, I'm not a welcome mat



I got another lover, and I know he cares



So smile child, but keep your crocodile tears



Go ahead, go, go boy! I'm going steady



In loving arms this teddy is ready



He fixed the table for his and hers



And while the dinner simmers he served the hors'doevres



Then munch-out time, hit the wine, get mellow



Cleared off the table and his hello-jello



I can't express the feeling that I get



So I just lay back and light up a cigarette



And try to be cool, collected, and calm



He tells me my fortune and reads my palm



With a suave taste I cannot embrace



In a feeling of desire by the fireplace



Love bandit, I'm makin' it clear



See ya later, gator, I'm gettin' outta here, yeah







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You're at the window starin' at the sky



Birds fly by, you start to wonder why



You're not by my side sharing the dream



That one day you'll be my king, and I'll be your queen



I call you every day, ask to get into your home



I tell you I'm alone, but you hang up the phone



You're like a hot flame getting ready to burn



You say you're concerned, baby, you don't earn