Birds are dumb cause small bird brains

But so are kids and old people

Some birds talk, most others sing

I don?t see you eating a talking bird



Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh

But so do kids and elderly

I don?t see you chop of an old man?s feet

Put them in a mason jar and pickle them



No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too

Actually they don?t have central nervousness

No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile

Come to thin about it they don?t have a face



They have no face, no place for ears

There?s no clam eyes to cry clam tears

No spixal cord, they must get bored

Might as well just put them out of misery



Although the world could be more selfish

I guess it?s alright to eat shellfish



No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too

I could happen to you, clams have feelings too

I don?t think they do, clams have feelings too