Clink, clink, another drink

Plenty in the cellar when it's gone.

Drink, drink, the glasses clink

Making tinkly music till the dawn is breaking.



Clang, clang, who cares a dang?

What's the difference when you're on a spree?

Over the teeth, behind the gums,

Look out stomach here she comes

Hi! Have another drink on me.



Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.



Trinkle, trinkle, trinkle, trinkle.

Slice of cheese and bite of pickle

Doesn't even cost a nickel

Now to wash it down.



Clink, clink, no more to drink

I had a cellar full, but now its gone.

Drink, drink, the glasses clink

Like the anvil chorus and my head is splitting,

uh, brinking, uh, busting. Oh brother!



Oh, ow, what'll I do now

Pink elephants running after me.

Oh, that stuff is smooth as silk

From now on I'll stick to milk.

Nothing else to drink for me.