Lately I've been thinking about

Eating my cat, eating my cat

Gonna put him in the oven

And drain him of fat

Yeah, he'd like that



'cos when you got no chicken

And you got no meat

There's nothing like that cat

That's farting at your feet



I wanna eat him

I wanna eat him now

C'mon pussy gonna make you meeow



Animals are beautiful

But they taste so good

Even mad cow's disease tastes

Better than it should



Lately I've been thinking about

Eating my dog,

Put an apple in his mouth,

Kind of like a hog.



'cos when you're makin' spare ribs

Or puppy eye stew

They sat chewin' on a paw

Can make a man feel like new



I wanna eat him

I wanna eat him now

C'mon doogy gonna make you howl



Animals are beautiful and

Animals are beautiful

He likes his

He likes his

He likes his meat done real rare



Can I get a little bit of animal

A little bit of

Can I get a little bit of animal

A little bit of