Spoken: ok settle down you all, settle down lady, hes gonna be on stage real soon,

Thats right mama put your popcorn down, hes turning to the band, yeah hes running his

Legs off, ladies and gentlemen mr robbie williams



Just because your dyslexic

Doesnt mean your not fake

We know youre not that stupid

Youll marry someone rich

Bet you wont steal his watch

When your down by near his crotch

Thatll explain the itch

You were such a lying bitch



I know you hold my suitcase

Down in kensington

And you were screwing ewen

When I wasnt in.

Did it to me, youll do it to him

Your friends just gave me grief

I will make this brief

You were such a lousy thief

You were such a lousy thief

But you were good in bed

You were good in bed

So good in bed



Now you tell my girlfriend

That Ill never change

Youve been up since wednesday

Dont you find that strange

Youre ex-boyfriend is deranged

Youll tell them down in browns

Havent been for years

Its full of coke