One thing I miss

Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss

We met last night

Making love by the refrigerator light



Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms



One thing, no lie

Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie

She's cool in bed

And she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead



Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms



Come on, Cold Ethyl

Freeze me, babe



One thing, it's true

Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you

And everything is my way

Ethyl don't have much to say



Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms



Come here, Cold Ethyl

What makes you so cold?

Ooh, so cold...ooh...

Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl



If I live till I'm 97

You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven

Cause you're cool, you're ice

Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise