COLIN ZEAL KNOWS THE VALUE OF MASS APPEAL

HE'S A PEDESTRIAN WALKER, HE'S A CIVIL TALKER

HE'S AN APFABLE MAN WITH A PLAUSIBLE PLAN

KEEPS HIS EYE ON THE NEWS, KEEPS HIS FUTRURE IN HAND

AND THEN HE



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LOOKS AT HIS WATCH HE'S ON TIME YET AGAIN

HE'S PLEASED WITH HIMSELF, SO PLEASED WITH HIMSELF, HE'S

PLEASED WITH HIMSELF AH AH.



WHILE SITTING IN TRAFFIC, COLIN THINKS IN AUTOMATIC

HE'S AN IMMACULATE DRESSER, HE'S THE COMMON AGGRESSOR

HE'S A MODERN RETARD WITH A LOVE OF BOMBLAST

KEEPS HIS EYE ON THE NEWS NEVER DWELLS ON THE PAST

AND THEN HE



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HE'S A MODERN RETRARD, HE'S A TERMINAL LARD,

HE'S AN AFFABLE MAN WITH A CARROTENE TAN BECAUSE COLIN'S ZEAL IS

ILL