wait a minute man

check this out man

tell it

it was this blind man right?

it was this blind man right?

he was feeling his way down this street with this stick right?

hey, he walked past this fish market you know what I'm saying?

fish market?

he stop

he took a deep breath

he said (breath) Woo!

good monin' ladies!

You like that shit man?

that pretty good!

Yah but I got a gang of that shit man!

I tell you what, man on tha gitar'

hey fool on the drum

hey every body crowd 'round

while I tell ya all these mother fuckin' jokes

first let me start it off like this

hey help me sing it home boy

Come On!



Say a colt 45 and

two zig zags

baby thats all we need

we can go to the bar

count the dawgs

smoke that tumble weed

as the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong

like Cheech and Chong

say it takes from here to Hong Kong

so Roll roll roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stilfs

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through Pondale

skatin' on beggin' riffs

so roll roll the 83'

cadillac coup de ville

if my tapes and my cd's just don't sell

i bet my caddy will



well it was just sun down in a small white town

they call it eastside pondale

well!?

When the afroman walked through the white land

houses went up for sell

Hell!?

I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cd's

when I met a little girl named Jan

Jan?!

I let her ride in my caddi

'cuz I didn't know her daddy

was the leader of the klu klux klan

we fucked on the bed

fucked on the floor

fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro

then I fucked to the left

Left!

fucked to the right

Right!

she sucked my dick till the shit turned white

I thought to myself Sheba Sheba!

got my ass lookin' like a zebra

I put on my clothes and I was on my way

until her daddy pulled up in his Chevrolet

an' so I ran

I jumped out the back window

but her daddy

he was waitin' with a 2 x 4

ohh!

He beat me to the left

He beat me to the right

that mother fucker whooped my ass all night!

but I ain't mad

at her predjudice dad

thats the best damn pussy I ever had



I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine

lemme fuck that bitch just one more time



colt 45 and

two zig zags

baby thats all we need

Come on

we can go to the bar

count the dawgs

smoke that tumble weed

as the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong

like Cheech and Chong

say it takes from here to Hong Kong

so Roll roll roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stilfs

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through Pondale

skatin' on beggin' riffs

Come On

so roll roll the 83'

cadillac coup de ville

if my tapes and my cd's just don't sell

i bet my caddy will



I met this lady in Hollywood

she had green hair but DAMN she looked good!

I took her to my house 'cuz she was fine

but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine



I met this lady from Japan

never made love with an African

I fucked her once

Once!

I fucked her twice

Twice!

I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice



Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya

Tell Ya!

met a woman in the heart of Australia

had a big butt and big titties too

so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo



See I met this woman from HAWAII! stuck it in her ass

and she said AIII!!

Lips was breakfast

pussy was lunch

then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch



met Corn Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky

she said I brought some chicken if you just fuck me

I came in her mouth it was a Crisis

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices



colt 45 and

two zig zags

baby thats all we need

we can go to the bar

count the dawgs

smoke that tumble weed

as the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong

like Cheech and Chong

say it takes from here to Hong Kong



Hey wait a minute man check this out



I met Dolly Parten in Tennesee

her titties were filled with henicee

that country music really drove me crazy

but i rode that ass and said

Yes! Miss Daisy!



Met this lady in Oklahoma

put that pussy in a coma



Met this lady in Michigan

I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again



Met a real black girl down in South Carolina

fucked her till she turned to a white Albina'



Fucked this Hooker in Iowa

I fucked her on credit so I owe her



fucked this girl down in Georgia

Came in her mouth

Man! I thought I told Ya!



Met this beautiful Sexy hoe

She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico

Fine young thing Said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

I wanna get married but I can't afford it

I know I'm a cry when she get deported



colt 45 and

two zig zags

baby thats all we need

we can go to the bar

count the dawgs

smoke that tumble weed

and as the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong

like Cheech and Chong

say it takes from here to Hong Kong



hey wait a minute man

have you ever went over a girl you sought to fuck

but the pussy just ain't no good?!

SAY WHAT?!

I mean you gettin' upset

'cuz you can't get her wet

plus you're in the wrong neighborhood

so you try to play it off and eat the pussy

but it take her so long to cumb

SAY WHAT!?

then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend

and he asks you where you from

so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain

you start talking real fast

but already mad cuz you fucking his wife

so he start beating on your ass

now your clothes all muddy

your nose all bloody

your dick was hard but now its soft

WHAT!

you thought you had a girl to rock your world

now you still gotta go jack off



Say a Colt 45

and two zig zags

Baby thats all we need

(Fades into background