i met a girl in callamajoue

she was doin' what you know she was do

and she's got hair on her toes, hair in the nose

she's the one for me can't you see

but when we walk away she's got more games to play

let my broken heart in carolina

got my broken toes in alamo

put the turkey in the oven please dear

now i won't be longing comin' home

...she's got more toes than a cow she's got

hair on her toes hair in the nose

legs in the basket

but when we get home

all my brothers they moan and moan

left my broken heart in carolina

got my broken toe in alamo

put the turkey in the oven please dear

now i won't be longing comin' home (2 times)

left my broken heart in carolina

got my broken toe in alamo

put the turkey in the oven please dear

now i won't be longing comin' home (2 times)