Well I thought I found the girl for me

She had long legs nice hair and a shaved pussy

But no matter how hard I tried

the girl and I could not see eye to eye

But now I know what I need to make my life so complete

I need a girl that chews copenhagen

When she opens up her mouth

all her teeth are falling out

I need a girl that chews Copenhagen

Hey baby, I think that maybe I love you

Watching football sunday afternoons

and we'd always share the same spittoon

I'd be her girl and she'd by my man

Consumate our love with a new fresh can

and we'll shave up all of our lids

to get that pool table for the kids

I need a girl that chews copenhagen

When she opens up her mouth

all her teeth are falling out

I need a girl that chews copenhagen

Hey baby I think that maybe I love you

Hey baby I think that maybe

I get stupid when your here stupid

Hey baby, I think that maybe I love you

Gonna get you girl

gonna get you girl

gonna get you girl

gonna get you girl

gonna get you girl

gonna get you girl

gonna get you girl

gonna get you girl