corporal brown was tall, boy !

and likes to go and fish

corporal's wife was quite fat

and was raving like a bitch

and i'm a bit drunk as i watch

they are yelling loud, he throws a punch

oh lord, what am i gonna do ?

corporal brown was quite scared

when he looked down at her

corporal's wife was quite dead

so he carried her and took her outside

dug a grave and placed her inside

i was amazed

oh lord, what am i gonna do