[Biz Markie singing]

My name is the Biz, everywhere I go

I rock the party, from head to toe

Lot of MC's wanna hear the way that I do rock

Is it because I put the party people into shock

I think it's because I am the original B

Ain't no other MC like the B-I-Z Markie (hit it Kev)

On the guitar is my man Monty

And Tex don't know how to dance for S-H-I-T (fuck you)

But everytime you hear me I am on the go

Right there in Germany is my man Dajabo{?}

Everytime you hear me rhyme, I know {?} how to sing

That's why a lot of girls cling to the ding-a-ling

{*everyone breaks down in laughter*}