I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh

The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind

Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams



The secret of the crablouse



Here's a message for the girls about vaginas

And the consequence of fiddling with a partner

Mind your labia they're never out of danger

If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger

Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area

It's the crablouse that's out to get ya!

It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair

Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there



It's there to stay, sucks all day

It's there to bite, my parasite



The little vampire, horny and so greedy

It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy

It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick

A party animal, a pervert and a pig

If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva

Stumbles through your body right into your vulva

Then waits patiently until a penetration

Gets it out of there and right into salvation



It's there to stay, sucks all day

It's there to bite, my parasite



Now we know the little crablouse is a raver

You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor

It's unbearable, funky and so cool

A real smartass and nobody's fool

If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem

We all know that it's connected with his scrotum

He might tell you that his undie is too tight

But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right



It's there to stay, sucks all day

It's there to bite, my parasite

My love machine, my maddest dream

Turns me on, makes me come