Dear Uncle Creepy, it's been years

Morbid fantasy exterminate my childhood fears

Some of the crap that's out these days

Is such a bore to me!

Dear Uncle Creepy

The shit they call "horror" in the comic store

Nobody's got that style anymore!

Pre-code classics provide the chills

This high-tech bullshit never will!

As far as movies are concerned.

There's plenty out that should be burned

The horror's gone, big budget's here

Whatever happened to the meaning of FEAR????

Dear Uncle Creepy, it's a crying shame

The "terror" of the 80's is so fucking LAME!!

Whatever happened to the good ol' days

Has you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves