L'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend

Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine

L can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit

L say dad blame anything a man can't quit



L'm a brand new newly-wed, married again

Nine times previous and this makes ten

L ought to be kicked so hard 'til l can hardly walk around or sit

L say dad blame anything a man can't quit



Still l keep it up, keep it up and do it all the time

Every now and then l make up my mind

To give it up, give it up, throw it away

L usually change my mind later on up in the day



L'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend

Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine

L can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit

L say dad blame anything a man can't quit


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