Hey Janet

Yes Brad?

I've got something to say

Uh huh?

I really like the... skillful way

You beat the other girls

To the bride's bouquet

Oh... oh, Brad



The river was deep but I swam it

Janet

The future is ours, so let's plan it

Janet

So please don't tell me to can it

Janet



I've got one thing to say and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you



The road was long but I ran it

Janet

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it

Janet

If there's one fool for you then I am it

Janet



I've got one thing to say and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you



Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker

There's three ways that love can grow

That's good, bad, or mediocre

Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so



Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had

Oh Brad

Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

Oh Brad

That you met Mom and you know Dad

Oh Brad



I've got one thing to say and that's

Brad, I'm mad, for you too



Oh Brad

Oh dammit

I'm mad

Oh Janet

For you

I love you too

There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo



And that's go see the man who began it

Janet

When we met in his science exam-it

Janet

Made me give you the eye and then panic

Janet



Now I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you



Dammit Janet

Oh Brad, I'm mad

Dammit Janet

I love you










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