Meanie Leanie come on down

Come and entertain the town

It's friday night and we're all bored

Times being called there is no more

Times being called it's such a bore



Dan Abnormal not normal at all

It's not his fault we made him this way

He'll imitate you, try to ape you

But it's not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv



Meanie Leanie stays up late

Mopes around gets in a state

The killer in your arcade

Shooting gangstas ready made

Cause that is where the future's made



Dan Abnormal not normal at all

It's not his fault we made him this way

He'll imitate you, try to ape you

But it's not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv



Dan went to his local burger bar

I want mcnormal and chips

Or I'll blow you to bits

Give us it



It's the miseries at half past three

Watching video nasties

He has dirty dreams when he's asleep

Dan's just like you and me

He's the Meanie Leanie



Dan Abnormal not normal at all

It's not his fault we made him this way

He'll imitate you, try to ape you

But it's not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv

Dan Abnormal not normal at all

It's not his fault we made him this way

He'll imitate you, try to ape you

But it's not his fault Dan's as normal as me