From Episode 4--Rack, Shack, and Benny



Narrator: "Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad,

'The Dance of the Cucumber,' in it's original Spanish. Bob the Tomato

will translate."



Larry: "Miren al pepino"

Bob: "Watch the cucumber"



Larry: "miren como se mueve"

Bob: "see how he moves"



Larry: "como un leon"

Bob: "like a lion"



Larry: "tras un raton."

Bob: "chasing a mouse."



Larry: "Miren al pepino"

Bob: "Watch the cucumber"



Larry: "sus suaves movimientos"

Bob: "Oh, how smooth his motion"



Larry: "tal como mantequilla"

Bob: "like butter"



Larry: "en un chango pelon."

Bob: "on a ... bald monkey."



Larry: "Miren al pepino"

Bob: "Look at the cucumber"



Larry: "los vegetales"

Bob: "all the vegetables"



Larry: "envidian a su amigo"

Bob: "envy their friend"



Larry: "como el quieren bialar"

Bob: "wishing to dance as he"



Larry: "Pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin"

Bob: "Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber"



Larry: "Baila, baila, ya!"

Bob: "Dance, dance, yeah!"



Larry: "Miren al tomate"

Bob: "Look at the tomato"



Larry: "no es triste?"

Bob: "Isn't it sad?"



Larry: "El no puede bailar."

Bob: "He can't dance."



Larry: "!Pobre tomate!"

Bob: "Poor tomato!"



Larry: "El deberia poder bailar"

Bob: "He wishes he could dance"



Larry: "Como el pepino"

Bob: "like the cucumber"



Larry: "libre y suavemente."

Bob: "free and smooth."



Larry: "Pero el no puede danzar."

Bob: "But he can't ... Okay! Stop the music! What do ya mean I can't

dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louie's polka party? Didn't you see

me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?"



Larry: "No comprendo."



Bob: "No comprendo? I'll show you 'No comprendo'!"



Jr.: "Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber

in authentic Argentinian garb!"



Dad: "Okay, Junior. But we'd better hurry--I think the dwarves have your

mother confused with someone else! Say 'Peas!'"



All: "Peas!"



Larry: "Escuchen el pepino"

Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"



Larry: "oigan su voz fuerte"

Bob: "hear his strong voice"



Larry: "como un leon"

Bob: "like a lion"



Larry: "listo a devorar."

Bob: "about to eat."



Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"

Bob: "Listen to the cucubmer"



Larry: "que dulce as su canto"

Bob: "oh how sweet his voice"



Larry: "la voz de su garganta perece un triar."

Bob: "the breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies."



Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"

Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"



Larry: "los vegetales"

Bob: "all the vegetables"



Larry: "envidian a su amigo"

Bob: "envy their friend"



Larry: "como el quieren cantar."

Bob: "wishing to sing as he."



Larry: "Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador"

Bob: "Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber"



Larry: "canta, canta, ya!"

Bob: "sing, sing, yeah!"



Larry: "Escuchen al tomate"

Bob: "Listen to the tomato"



Larry: "?No es triste?"

Bob: "Isn't it sad?"



Larry: "El no puede cantar."

Bob: "He can't sing."



Larry: "Pobre tomate."

Bob: "Poor tomato."



Larry: "El deberia poder cantar"

Bob: "He wishes he could sing"



Larry: "fuerte y ducle como el pepino"

Bob: "strong and sweet like the cucumber"



Larry: "Pero no puede ..."

Bob: "But he can't ..."



Larry: "!Ni siquiera da un silbido!"

Bob: "Can't even ... whistle! All right! That's it Senor! Come over here

and let me sing YOU a song!"



Larry: "Adios, amigos!"



Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to

hear Larry sing ..."



Larry: "Bob is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It's so hard to

run with this sombrero on my head