Well the lord must have had his day of when I was born

He went to bed closed his eyes and had some fun

Mummy sad she wanted me and I was welcome

Daddy gave his sperm and it was done

The first thing that I saw was white

The nurse cam with the scissors and said: it's a boy

The doctor hit my ass, said come on cry

And then I started to scream and I was alive



ooh ooh I was dead before I was born



And now I'm here and I don't know why

Cause I wasn't asked at all