(Cyndi Lauper, Rob Hyman, Eric Bazilian)
Dear John,

What's wrong ? Why can't you just be anything you
want ? Why not ? Why not ? I tried to tell you
then. You didn't understand. They try and
pigeonhole you. Buddy, they don't even know you.
But hang on my dear, dear, John. Maybe you're not
just like everyone, so what, so what.

And there's more to live for, than some
abbreviated encore, much more, much more. You
can't define yourself in terms of someone else.
You can't say what you're thinking ? But I don't
know what you've been drinking. But don't cry.
'Cause life goes on. Dear John, you could be
anything you want. Why not ? Why not ?
Why you could even be an astronaut, dear John,
dear John.