4 years college

you've got knowledge

a bachelor degree

you read and write

you think it's right

but don't come down on me

you're an educated jerk

write about us

i could squeeze you

like a pimple

but i don't need the pus

defamation innuendo

defamation innuendo

communication to third person

it's defamation

my reputation

defamation,innuendo..

well,i got the record

i haven't heard it yet

i went to the concert

i wanted to get in on the guest list

but they wouldn't let me in

defamation innuendo...

i didn't get a change to see the band

hell,i never heard'em

and now i've gotta write about'em

god,the story is due,

the story's due tomorrow

what should i write?

well,they're no good !