The Demi Said to Me



The first time I took it up

The demi said to me:

"There's one metal more in group 3."



The second time I took it up

The demi said to me:

"Chloride isn't there,

And there's one metal more in group 3."



The third time I took it up

The demi said to me:

"Iron's there in traces

Chloride isn't there,

And there's one metal more in group 3."



The fourth time I took it up

The demi said to me:

"Who said manganese?

Iron's there in traces

Chloride isn't there,

And there's one metal more in group 3."



(5) No Fluoride

(6) Have you tried a flame test?

(7) Try another mixture

(8) What was that explosion?

(9) Go and take up physics! (stop here)



Note: From Oxford University. Subject: Qualitative Analysis. A

demi is a lab. instructor.

tune: Twlve Days of Christmas

@parody @school

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