There's a brand new car in your driveway

And a blonde new girl in your bed

You've everything you ever wished for

Happy little bubblehead

And you can't fill it up with promises

You can't fill it up with lies

And you can't fill it up with business lunches

Oh but you can try

Who am I to criticise you?

Just a girl that you despise

Welcome to designer living

This is your designer life



There's a big house high on a hilltop

And another house in Spain

Mummy's little soldier's riding on the gravy train

And my you're looking lovely

May you stay forever young

May you never get a conscience

About the things that you have done



Who am I to criticise you?

Just a girl to twist the knife

Welcome to designer living

This is your designer life



Who am I to criticise you?

Just a girl that you despise

Welcome to designer living

This is your designer life



This is your designer life

You and your designer life