Dicks Automotive Lyrics:One, two, one, two, three, quattro



John was living in ocean beach, california with his girlfriend, julie, when he decided one day, "hey, jule, lets move up north. to northern california where the air is clear and the skies

Lue and they have more traditional family values. what do say jule? " so they loaded up their car and they moved up north to the santa cruz mountains near the byantine winery into a one bedr

Railer behind the bowling alley. two blocks from the supermarket. one more block to the south



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John applied for a job at dicks automotive and dick came to the door and he said, "tell me johnny boy. can you rotate the tires on a 72 subaru? " he said, "no." "well t

Can you change the oil in a 76 pinto? " he said, "no." "well can you rebuild a holly four-barrelled carburetor on a 69 camaro with a big ol hearse shift rod? " and he s

"um, no." "do you have a girlfriend with long, red, curly hair. creamy, milk-white thighs. big full lips. biceps like henry rollings? and can she just scream like a hyena in the s

? " and he said, "yes." and dick said, "boy, then youre hired."



At dicks automotive

At dicks automotive

At dicks automotive

At dicks automotive



John studied real, real hard. he learned how to rotate the tires on a 72 subaru. he learned how to change the oil in all the pintos. and he learned how to rebuild that holly four-barrelled car

Or on a 69 camaro. and much, much more than that. he learned how to make love with his girlfriend, julie like a real man oughta. and dick gave him his service stripes and he said, "theres

Ttle old lady and her cars broken down up near the byantine winery. you gotta help her man. go sheba, go. rrraah, rrraah." so he sent him on his way and abo