Jonathon Brandmeier/Mick Jagger/Keith Richards)

(To the tune of "Start Me Up")



Yeah!

Did the Stones show up?

If you say no, I wonder if they ever will?

Did the Stones show up?

If you say no, I wonder if they ever will?



Well!

Your tongue is out

You scream and shout

But when will it stop, will it stop?

Will it stop?



You'll make a grown man cry

You'll make a grown man cry

If you pass him by



I got a feelin'

The next time out

That you'll need wheel chairs to get about



Yeah! I know it!



Now would the boys show up?

Would Mick get sick if he had to prance again?

Could we start 'em up for one more show?

I say no and I'm a fan



Would the boys throw-up?

Would Mick get sick if he had to

Prance again, prance again,

Prance again



You make a grown man die

You make a grown man die

If you say goodbye



Ron, Bill, and Charlie could you keep going?

Would Keith be stoned,

And will Mick be rollin'?

No way?



Would we come to see dead men?

Would we come to see dead men?

No, no!

Now would we come to see dad men?

No, no, no, no, no!

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