Draw the blinds and watch the show

Heard it on the radio

Saw it on the news today

Heard the lonely people say

There's a great big crack in the union jack

There's a great big crack in the union jack

Another day, another low

Another midday TV show

I saw it on the news today

I heard the lonely people say

There's a great big crack in the union jack

There's a great big crack in the union jack

In the union jack