I've got some fat to loose

And something else too

I never knew the rules

Because I've never had a girlfriend

I suppose I've got a lot to learn

I don't know anything

I'm only seventeen

I go to public school

They never taught me anything I need to learn

But someone told me where to find out

Out where the lights are red

And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors

Out where the films are blue

And the licensed places never shut their doors

I will go there-bingo

I will find out

I will discover-bingo

What the fuss is about

So I went up to town

and I got some money out

I found my self a bar

Where all the lovely ladies offered me their help

And then I really found out

Out where the lights are red

And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors

Out wgere the films are blue

And the licensed places never shut their doors

I will go there-bingo

I will find out

I will discover-bingo

What the fuss is about

But as I tried to leave

They gave the bill to me

I couldn't quite believe

They made me pay a hundred pounds for diet coke

Or they would call my mother

Out where the skies are black

And they wait for another victim to pass on

Out where the kids are green

And are thick enough to left themselves be conned

Yes I went there-bingo

and I found out-acapo