Sometimes it get's real hard

And I need some kind of output

For unput twice the size of my one inch mind

So slap me on the hand

Put it right back down my pants

Kick me in the ass



Well today I say sweet things

But tomorrow i'll be making up excuses

For my actions because it's been so long

Since i've been in love



That special kind of feeling

Guess my best excuse

I'm on the wagon again



Well I got no real excuse

I'm on the wagon again

Hey