Hey man

Well look it here

We got Jesus

He's drinking beer

He's playing cards

He's shooting dice

He's drinking whiskey

And he beats his wife



And it's the same song

That he always sings

He's got it all

And his dad's the king

And it's the same song

That he always sings

You can't get to heaven

When you're doing that thing?



Hey man

What's all this?

They nailed him down

It's a sonofabitch

At supper last night

He's telling jokes

He held the table

Making fun of his folks



Chorus

Do that thing!

(solo)

Hey man

Don't get to close

Pick up the pieces

That you love most

He's cruising bars

With guns and knives

He's shooting whiskey

And loving life



(chorus)

Do that thing