Found a job in a great big office

And I really love this place

I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser

And I got a private parking space...ha!



And I got a coffe mug with my name right on it

In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine

Don't even touch it, 'cause it doesn't belong to you

I'm watching you, so don't get funny



I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder

Watch out...It's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right

Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog

Here we go



I love to watch my boss get angry

So I can count the veins on his neck...ha!

Every day is like a picnic

Every Friday, get a check



Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!

I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener

Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut

They'll never miss it...No, they'll never miss it!



I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder

Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right

Watch out...Hey! Well, it's dog eat dog



Sometimes I can't believe this is all really happening

Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here

Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler!"

Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair!"



Nobody's sure what I do here

And that's just fine with me

Five o'clock is here much too soon now

'Cause I just never wanna leave



I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals

Maybe I could get on David Letterman

I think I made a big mistake

Where's my liquid paper? Where's my liquid paper?



I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now

Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right

Better be careful now, it's dog eat dog

Watch me work...Hey! Hey! Stand back now!

Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good

Hey! Dog eat dog