Hello there

How have you been

I've called a million times

But to me you're never in

I know I never had the style

or dash of Errol Flynn

But I loved you

I'm doing really well

I'm as happy as a lark

I got a new apartment

It's as safe as Central Park

And if they ever mug me

When I'm walking in the dark

Will you know

Don't hang up

Don't hang up

Rolled up in my camera

With the big cheese up above

I stumbled from my stag night

To a never ending limousine

The band went la di da di da

And I got loady do di dodied

Lousy violins began to play

I went no no no

And as the vol-au-vents exploded

I was walking down the aisle the other way

Don't hang up

Don't hang up

Don't say, Oooh

Nobody's safe in our house

Leave me alone

But a but a please

Leave me alone

Just a mo, a minute

I'm so alone

We had

Some honeymoon on itchy bedding

Scum buzzing round your busy body

Dumb waiters waiting sweating straining

All mass-debating my woman

We got a

Bum Guatemala pensione

Crumbling about our ears, Ole

Even the trash man he say

You got a dustbin romance

It's going down the drain

You got a low impedence

She's got a rocky terrain

Oo, you got a lot to learn

Oo, you got a lot to learn

You got a lot to learn about women

A lot to learn about women women

What's to learn about women

We've both got a lot to learn

Surprise surprise

There's a hell of a well in your eyes

Have we won the no Nobel Prize

Has the colour run out of our dies

Surprise surprise

There's a hell of a well in your eyes

When the barman said "What're you drinking?"

I said marriage on the rocks

I know I never had the style

or dash of Errol Flynn

But I loved you

Don't hang up

Don't hang up

Don't say