Don't let's talk about Lisa

Don't let's even start

Let's leave Lisa out of this one

Lisa broke my heart



Gwendolyn was splendid, but her tendency to spending

Spun a little out of control

Two nights on the town and

My poor bank account was crawling around on the floor



And pretty young Alicia, she could take a piece of your heart

And lead you to the light

Lucy, Melinda, Loretta and Lucinda

We could go on all night but



Don't let's talk about Lisa

Don't let's even start

Let's leave Lisa out of this one

Lisa broke my heart



Priscilla was a killer, meaner than Godzilla

But oh what a pretty girl and

Dawn in the dawn with her pom-poms on

She could twirl like a tilt-a-whirl



There's wonderful women all over the world

I've said it again and again

But she whose name must not be spoken

Has it all over all of them so



Don't let's talk about Lisa

Don't let's even start

Let's leave Lisa out of this one

Lisa broke my heart



You can talk about the weather

Cotton or leather

And do you think the Beatles

Shoulda really gotten back together

Talk about the truth

Mantle or Ruth

Fabio, DiMaggio or John Wilkes Boothe



Don't let's talk about Lisa

Don't let's even start no, no

Don't let's talk about Lisa please sir

Lisa broke my heart



Oh Lisa she's off limits man

Lisa broke my heart



You can talk about Hanson, Marilyn Manson

And do you think they'll ever have a show down in Branson

Talk about desire, Sosa or McGwire

And is we in the fryin' pan or is we in the fire

Talk about what's real and what you really feel-aca