I took a wrong turn, it was a right turn

My turn to have me a ball

The boys at the shop told me just where to stop

If I, wanted to play for it all

I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV

My whole world lies waiting behind door number three



I chose my apparel, I wore a beer barrel

And they rolled me to the very first row

I held a big sign that said,

"Kiss me I'm a baker, and Monty I sure need the dough"

Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat until he called on me

Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three



And I don't want what Jay's got on his table

Or the box Carol Marel points to on the floor

No I'll hold out just as long as I am able

Until I can unlock that lucky door....well

She's no big deal to most folks

But she's everything to me

My whole world lies waiting behind door number three



Oh Monty, Monty, Monty, I am walking down your hall

Got beat, lost my seat, but I'm not a man to crawl

Though I didn't get rich, you son of a bitch,

I'll be back, just wait and see

Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three

Yes my whole world lies waiting behind door number three