[Shaggy:]

I was skipping down the block when I heard some moaning

It was Dorothy she said she need some loving

Who the fuck was I to say no?

I took her to the crib, popped in that one movie Ghost

And it was on, my clothes got to pealing

It was sexual healing, but with no feeling

I was sticking my dick into thin air

And right when I busted, Dorothy disappeared



[Monoxide:]

When I met her it was January, middle of winter

I was alone up in my attic where nobody could hear her

It was just a cold gust of wind, I felt somebody pass through me

When I opened up my eyes, my only love appeared to me

Long hair, and she was bald in spots

And her skin was just as soft as a parking lot

And it was love at first sight

I'd never seen her again

And to this day I'm in my attic waiting on my girlfriend



[Chorus:]

Baby, I'm dead but I need you

I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.

(Baby) She's deader then a doornail, looking for love

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost.



[Violent J:]

I started blowing her up with sance after sance

It's my turn, Violent J, to get in them pants

We went for ice cream but we almost got arrested

"Look he's got a dead body and he's over there molesting it"

I had to throw her in the trunk and take her to the crib

Cause mother fuckers always trippin, they need their money shit

We made love, rigor mortis set and my dick got stuck

But we didn't give a fuck

Hold me forever tight Dorothy



[ABK:]

I once met this chick, I believe her name was Dorothy

She had a banging body but her skin was kind of corpsey-acap