It's neat and it's sweet

It's a ding dong treat

Knittin' socks for little feet

Just sittin' with your knittin' all day long

You know knittin's friendly

And knittin's fun

Knittin's good for everyone

And that is why we sing this knittin' song

Well it's knit one pearl two

What's a Doozer gonna do

With a gol-darn

Ball of yarn?

It's stitch three drop four

Pitch that knittin' out the door right now

There's a green there's a red

There's a knot in my thread

A knitter needs his noggin read

So don't come 'round and speak to me of yarn

You can k-nit all day and k-nothin' fits

'Cause only k-nitwits like to k-nit

And k-nittin' k-needles just ain't worth a darn

Well it's knit one pearl two

What's a Doozer gonna do

With a gol-darn

Ball of yarn?

It's stitch three drop four

Pitch that knittin' out the door right now